*they say:

Ted claims he got rid of all his records. We think he's making it up. Come on down to Annie's Social Club on Wednesday night to find out the truth.

Terrorbull Ted's Rock 'n' Roll Retirement Party
with
DJ Terrorbull Ted
&
DJ Big Nate

at
Annie's Social Club
Folsom @ 5th - SF, CA
Wednesday, February 1st
9 PM - 2 AM
NO COVER!

*...and I say:

How the hell did this happen? I came into the Social Club for a couple of cocktails, next thing you know, I saw my name on the marquee. I'm probably gonna spin a bunch of crap so the joke will be on them, but I'm only doing a couple of hours bewteen me n Big Nate (he'll spin the good stuff). Just come on down for a cocktail and check out the new digs if you hadn't done so already.